God I Hate Jordan!
Today during my acting class 2 boys were performing an improv skit. During the scene one of the boys began to recline backwards in his chair, almost at the brink of falling. Me, being the uber bitch that I am, vocalized to my friends my hopes that he would fall back and hurt himself. At that moment I thought to myself man if only I could will him to fall, if only I could airbend. Then I thought to myself GOD I HATE JORDAN!!
(For those of you who don’t understand, as a result of a spat I had with Mr. Loey last week, I am forced to watch the entire series of the anime I onced called shitty, Avatar: the Last Airbender, as well as bake him, and I quote, “A plethora of delicious baked goods.”)